Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Drew Carey
Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.
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Robert A. Heinlein
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
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Benjamin Franklin
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
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Dorothy Parker
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Steve Martin
More Quotes By Rosamunde Pilcher
Marriage isn't a love affair. It isn't even a honeymoon. It's a job. A long hard job, at which both partners have to work, harder than they've worked at anything in their lives before. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>If it's a good marriage, it changes, it evolves,...
Her family... Love and involvement brought joy, but as well could become a hideously heavy millstone slung about one's neck. And the worst was that she felt useless because there was not a mortal thing she could do to help resolve their problems.
She was always left feeling like a murderer. Because the messenger becomes the murderer. Until the fatal words are spoken, the loved one concerned is still alive, waking, sleeping, going about his business, making telephone calls, writing letters, going for walks, breathing, seeing. It was...
Love she had found, had a strange way of multiplying. Doubling, trebling itself, so that, as each child arrived, there was always more than enough to go around.
She had loved them all, her children. Loved each one the best, but for different reasons.
